Have they no shame? Can't these family values guys keep it in their pants?A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.He must have been a boy scout.
Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.
As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.
Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.
He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.
And they tell me I'M QUEER!
More later.
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As I posted recently, is there something in the water in SC? I think they need to have it tested.
ReplyDeleteoh those silly straights
ReplyDeleteJust the name "Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club" made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteWho was he [Corning] fooling?