Not Good Ideas

Well, aside from the image at right, others come to mind that were witnessed today.

It's not a good idea to drive over the 25 mph speed limit in a small town like Rehoboth and not have a visible license plate or insurance card.

If you are vegetarian, it's not a good idea to dine in a Mexican restaurant in the first place, then whine about the limited number of options on the menu.

It is not a good idea to stagger into a restaurant/bar, plop onto a bar stool and announce that you're buying the house a round of drinks...when there is no one else in the bar.

It is *never* a good idea to park in a designated "disabled" space without the appropriate sticker or license plate.

And finally...

It is not a good idea (even unlawful) to allow your under age children or grand children to sip your margarita, no matter how "grown-up" it makes them feel.   You will be ejected from the premises faster than you can say, "more salt, please!"

Attempting to make this stuff up would be a waste of time.  Reality is far more funny - and - stoopid!

And so it goes.
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