“An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards. As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, ‘I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.’ Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.”
Clearly this bird was part of a sleeper cell of sparrows living in a cherry tree near the white House.
Ah, if only elephants could fly and drop a steaming payload on the chimp-in-chief. I'm just sayin'.
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