The GOP, led by the well tanned, teary-eyed John Boehner - the June Cleaver of the party - called a news conference to present their 19-page "budget" yesterday. A budget that contained no numerical figures, that is. And John seemed shocked, taken aback even, that a reporter would ask about such a blatant omission.Under pressure for an answer, Tanning-Bed John explained that actually this was just the "outline" (in a pretty blue official looking cover, and all) and that the final document (presumably one containing numbers) would be released next Wednesday. Uh-huh! Right.
Class? Do you know what next wednesday is??? The First of April!
April Fools Day!!! See any connection here?
Good News!
Circus Boy is in trouble, again.
Lassie rescued Timmy, again...
Baby Jessica is just fine.
Elvis is alive and well and living in Graceland.
The Monkees are on tour, again.
And, I'll see you at the drive in Saturday night. I'll be in the trunk.
I wonder if the voters in Boehner's district are as stupid as he thinks they are. Just sayin'.
More later.
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I'm loving watching the self imolation of the Repugs. Where is Joe the Plumber when you need him?
ReplyDeleteThe ones in Boehner's district cannot be any dumber than the ones in Bachmann's (sp?).
ReplyDeletePlease keep in mind that, for twelve years, these people were in charge of figuring out the budget.
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