And may G*d help us all:
10. Do these steps go up or down?That's enough to make one request more olives.
9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?
5. Does the ship make its own electricity?
4. Is it salt water in the toilets?
3. What elevation are we at?
2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them
the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked,
how will I know which ones are mine?
1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?
And so it goes.
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:-) I felt the way you did about a cruise but after going on one other then non stop food food food it kind of is a let down after its over.
ReplyDeleteyou should you know, go on this Alaskan cruise
ReplyDeleteI think it marvelous.
I love the questions and have actually heard more than a few of them on cruises I've been on...
ReplyDeleteI too have always wanted to do an Alaskan cruise... Maybe one day..
@Ur-spo: Yes, I know. There is, however, the tiny problem of $$$, since I would be traveling alone and the cruise lines don't make arrangements for a single person occupying a cabin. I'd have to pay for two - full cabin rate.
ReplyDelete@Tom: at least I know they're not totally bogus...say, wanna companion for your Alaska cruise? I know a guy...;-).