Friday, November 19, 2010

I Guess You Had to be There...

 From a Cajun friend in LA:
A man met a beautiful blond Cajun lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said,'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said,'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One  morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,  climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said,  'That was incredible!' He said,  'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn  more about each other as we went along.'

So she  got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she  said, 'I was a hooker in Thibodaux but I worked both sides of Bayou Lafourche.

I dun toll you cher, you had to be there. Being Cajun earned extra points.

And so it goes.

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