Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Popeye’s Chicken , you would have $33.00.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of Blue Moon, drank all of it, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink good beer heavily & recycle.


The best information I've received in a long time.  Sure beats my own sad experiences.


And so it goes.
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2 comments:

  1. Didn't know they had Popeyes in R.I. .... :-) But I know being from Cajun Country you know it.

    :-)

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