You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
That's curious, since I rarely "hit the bars" (except Sunday evenings with friends to enjoy a bit of Prime Rib) and really enjoy a glass of Merlot. I will occasionally have a beer in Summer, but I have to be in just the right mood and environment, like say, at a cookout.
And, I had no idea what "beer goggles" were. I had to go to Wiki to find out. Jeez.
Oh well, there you have it.